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哈哈,争气!最让中国老百姓喜欢的中国式英语出炉了![转编]

木木 @ 2007-05-21 09:06:26
1. we two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁阿

2. how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?

3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together
你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

5. hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事启奏,无事退朝

6. You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住!

7. know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之,不知为不知…

8. Watch sister
表妹

9. American Chinese not enough
美中不足

10. heart flower angry open
心花怒放

11. go past no mistake past
走过路过,不要错过

12. 小明:I am sorry!
老外:I am sorry too!
小明:I am sorry three!
老外:What are you sorry for?
小明:I am sorry five!

13. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有,要命一条

14. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。

15. you have two down son。
你有两下子。

16. as far as you go to die
有多远,死多远!!!!

17. I give you face you don''t want face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
 
18、小姐:Hello.

  老外:Hi.

  小姐:You have what thing?

  老外:Can you speak English?

  小姐:If I not speak English, I am speaking what?

  老外:Can anybody else speak English?

  小姐:You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time.

  老外:Anybody here can speak English?

  小姐:Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?

  老外:I want to speak to your head.

  小姐:Head not zai. You tomorrow come.
 
19、dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!  
  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!  
 
20、you me you me  
  彼此彼此  
 
 
 21. no three no four  
  不三不四  


22. seven up eight down  
  七上八下 
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